The Idiot Box

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

sproutingflower:

female actors getting pissed off at sexist interview questions is my new favourite thing

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tina and amy’s faces omg

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and cate blanchett calling out the cameraman on the full body pan 

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loveee

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scarlett is so tired of this shit

itistimetodisappear:

How To Train Your Dragon 2 Concept Art by Marcos Mateu-Mestre 
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This is literally taken from a joke that ends with the husband’s diary being “bike won’t start today, no idea why”

This is literally taken from a joke that ends with the husband’s diary being “bike won’t start today, no idea why”

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

nathanfilliontweets:

Nathan giving the best advice Part 1.

thewarblerette:

mrthorinton:

clarabosswald:

so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleimageand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i justimageimage

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this goes with almost all predator birds 

like look at this bearded vulture

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such a majestic creature

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but then it’s like

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or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

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nope

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even good old bald eagle

like wow so regal

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what

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LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.

coolator:

dirtysuburbankids:

coolator:

what is going on here

melts in your mouth not in your hand

NO

coolator:

dirtysuburbankids:

coolator:

what is going on here

melts in your mouth not in your hand

NO

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

ruinedchildhood:

Same

this is literally a cardboard box with sharpie, duct tape and a padlock on it…

ruinedchildhood:

Same

this is literally a cardboard box with sharpie, duct tape and a padlock on it…

ottercopter:

gourmetknights:

GameInformer took points off of X and Y’s review score because it ‘still feels like a Pokemon game’

Well what the fuck do they expect it to feel like

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thedevintownsendfanproject:

offside-goal:

guaridadelmalvado:

"shoes in spanish"

MOMMY ISSUES

JAPANESE PORNSTAR

thedevintownsendfanproject:

offside-goal:

guaridadelmalvado:

"shoes in spanish"

MOMMY ISSUES

JAPANESE PORNSTAR

slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

starwars:

This concept painting by Erik Tiemens hits us right in the feels. Every time.

starwars:

This concept painting by Erik Tiemens hits us right in the feels. Every time.